Some things you should know about me:
I'm never serious but I'm serious as a heart attack.
Even when I'm lying, I'm being truthful.
I'm scared of the inevitable which I cannot change and in love with possibility no matter how unlikely.
I talk about you when your back is turned because I'd say the same thing to your face.
I have high expectations of you.
I have higher expectations of myself.
I'm rolling my eyes any time I hear a sentence featuring "can't" or "have to". In everything, you either will or want to. That other stuff is bullshit.
I believe life is easy.
I believe every day is a gift.
I'm less and less inclined to believe I will live forever but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop trying to outsmart death.
You see, Grim Reaper, I'm very resourceful.
Church!